Best Naughty Whatsapp Status {Updated 2018}

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Are you searching a special collection of best naughty and interesting Whatsapp statuses? If yes then your search is end here. Here you can get a wonderful collection of unique and interesting statuses that you can use on your Whatsapp or Facebook profile. As all we know that our life and going hectic day by day and for this if we put some interesting and naughty status then it can give a smile on someone’s face. So copy and paste one of these best naughty whatsapp status.

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Last seen 1980! 😀

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

Nice legs? what time do they open?

That Is True Love..!

NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..

I’m easy. Are you?

Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.

Great Minds F*CK each Other.

Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.

F_CK… all i need is U..

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

Nobody DIES Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

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The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂

Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Cleavage is like the Sun. You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!

I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.

Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

I’m easy. Are you?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.

Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..

We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.

VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy…. It’S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

Love is just love, it can never explained.

Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

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हमारी ताकत का अंदाजा हमारे जोर से नही..दुश्मन के शोर से पता चलता है…

मत पूछ मेरा कारोबार क्या है, मोहब्बत की दुकान चला रहा हूँ नफरतों के बाज़ार में….!!!

यारों दोस्ती बड़ी ही हसीन हैं
ये ना हो तो क्या फिर, बोलो ये ज़िन्दगी हैं

मी “प्रेम” का करु ,कशासाठी करु, केल होत म्या भी एकदा “प्रेम” पन तिन पार माझ्या “काळजाच” तुकड तुकड करुन टाकल…….!!

नावाची हवा नाय झाली तरी चालेल ..पन नाव ऐकुण समोरच्याची 100% फाटली पाहीज..

निर्सगाला रंग हवा असतो.फुलांना गंध हवा असतो.माणुस हा एकटा कसा राहणार,कारण…….त्यालाही मैञीचा छंद हवा असतो..

कुछ पाने के लिए कुछ खोना नही बल्कि कुछ करना पडता है….

आपल्यला अनपेक्षित रित्या कधी सुवर्णसंधी मिळते याची वाट पाहता ..,हाती आलेली साधी संधी दवडू नका….कारण कोणतीही विद्या, ज्ञान , संधी, कधीच वाया जात नाही…!!

मैंने पूछा अपने खुदा से ,क्यो मेरी दुआ उसी वक्त नहीं सुनता ।. तो खुदा ने मुस्कुरा कर कहा , “में तो तेरे गुनाहो की सज़ा भी उसी वक़्त नहीं देता ”

स्वत:ला जिंकायचे असेल तर डोक्याचा उपयोगकरा;इतरांना जिंकायचे असेल तर हृदयाचा उपयोगकरा…

काळजाचं पाणी पाणी झाल
जेव्हा ती बोलली….
मी तुझाकडुन प्रेम शिकले… दुसर्या कोणावर
करण्यासाठी

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शायद फिर वो तक़दीर मिल जाये

जीवन के वो हसीं पल मिल जाये

चल फिर से बैठें वो क्लास कि लास्ट बैंच पे

शायद फिर से वो पुराने दोस्त मिल जाएँ

प्रेमाच्या चौकात किती पण
फिरा पण……
मिञांच्या कट्ट्यावर येणारी मज्जा वेगळीच असते……

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